Shayari's World

Aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,
us k liya plz yeh sms
kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen ,
main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,
ab ap ki bari hay
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Tum Paas Aey..

Yun Muskuraey..

Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..

Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai…

Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!

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Peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam

Rishwat khan

Zillat khan

Mutafiq khan

Ajeeb khan

Hairat khan

Makan khan

Ma’loom khan

Pathjhar khan

Zameen khan

Akhrot khan
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The best thing i like about you is your “SHARAFAT”
you are full of……. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
50% SHAR & 50 % AFAT
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Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa…
Comay se Jagay Mareez ko
PerManent Sulaa Diyaa

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What Is The Height Of Frustration?

U Want Ans

Hahaha!

I Dont Know

Dog 1: me is area me naya naya hu
Muje yaha k kutto k sardar se milna he
Dog 2:ssshhh..Chup…!
Aawaz mat karo

Boss msg padh rahe hai…!
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M_RKH,
ST_PID,
B_DH_,
D_FFER,
BEWK_F,
GHOCH_,
_LL_,

DEKHA..!
Everything is incomplete without
“ U “……********……******…
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Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye…
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb??

Sar??

bomb??

abey nahi sab se pehle to “TERI FATEGI>>>>>“
haa naaa……..

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A - U”r Attractive
B - U”r D Best
C - U”r Cute
D - U”r Dear 2 me
E - U”r Excellent
F - U”r Funny
G - U”r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I”m
J - Just
K - Kidding

Jo
Ho Gaya
Wo Ho Gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
Wo Hoga
Or Jo Nahi
Hona Hai
Wo Nahi Hoga
Q K Jo
Hona Hai
Wo Tu
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
OR
Kia Nahi
Hoga
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www.love.com

enter password
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sorry,!
aap ki peyar kerny k umer guzer chuki hy,

plz try
www.toba-astaghfar.com
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AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,
SMART HAIN,
CHARMING HAIN

TO

KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.
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Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice
Sehat K Liye Apple Ka Juice
Rang Nikharne K Liye Anaar Ka Juice
Khush Rehne Ke Liye Sms Kar Kanjus

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Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can’t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses

Jab Koi Baat Bigarh Jaye,

Jab Koi Mushkil Parh Jaye,

Tou..

Tou..

Tou..

,,
(“.)
< ) )>
JL

Tou Main Kiya Karoon..??

NIMTO KHUD . . . ! ; )

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Arz Kiya Hai..

Kabootar Kay 2 Par

Wah Wah Wah

Kabootar Kay 2 Par

Bhaee Wah

Kabootar Kay 2 Par

Zara Si Tawajja Plzz

Ghor Farmaen..

Kabootar Kay 2 Par

:

:

1 Edhar 1 Udhar.. ;-)

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What is 143 ??

I Love U..

No

I Hate U..

No

I Miss U..

No

I Wish U..

No

143 Means:

One Hundred & Forty Three..

Math’s Pe Dheyan Do.. :-)

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thora sa apna moon mobile screen k samny karo

thora sa or

kaha na thora sa or

aby oeeee sunta nahi kia thora sa or
or

thora left say orr

bus bus theeikh hay

AAAAAKH THOOOOOO

Jab teri yad aati hai,

to tera sms Pad leta hu.

jab tujhe dekhna ho

to ankhe band kar leta hu.

jab teri awaz sunnahi ho

to raste me kute ko laat mar deta hu.

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R0se r laal

Sky r neela

ur brain is Like khali Patila

Bura man lia

Ok

R0se r Red

Water is co0l

I m Beautiful

But u r fo0l

Lo0 th0ra 0r bura maäñ Lö

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Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!

Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar!

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Agar Aap Chahte Hain Ke..

Aap Ka Ghar Paak Ho Jaye,

Ghar Main Farishtay Bhi Ayen,

Ghar Main Barkat Ho,

Koi Pareshani Na Ho,

Tou..

Aap Foran Ghar Se Nikal Jayen..

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Yadd ata hai,

Mujh ko tere bachpan ka zamana…,

Patli patli tangoon par latka huwa pajama..

Woh behti naak ko hath se ponch kar gal per lagana…

Galii main beth kar saray muhalley ko show dikhlana…

Kamar se makhiyan urate howye awaz lagana ….

Ammii ho gaya hay saff kar dain