Shayari's World

we gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going heaven, b4 i could start witing mine, i heard u shouting: EXTRA SHEETS PLZ............

How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.()
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished....

Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons.

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and()
U R 100% stupid to believe these words..

do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow

Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME! adil(not doing love)mehboob

i see ur face when iam dreaming thats why i always wake up screaming

SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent()
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit

In Urdu Flirt sms shayari
ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray ho
ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho
ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho
aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon

HI MISS ME OR HATE ME
BOTH R IN MY FAvor
IF U MISS ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART.........
IF U HATE ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND.........

In Urdu
ham gulab ke phool hen tou kya hua,
log hamien honton se , ankhon se lagatey hen
tou kya hua~!
aap ko bhee tou paka ke khatey hen()
bher bakrya kacha hi khatey hein
kia baat hai Merey Gobi ke phool ki, kia bat hai ji

In Urdu
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,(
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...
Enough about ME! How about you?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?

Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.

You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body!

Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!

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